*ignores everything that’s going on to stare at randy orton in a suit*
triple h rips open his shirt to reveal world’s best dad tattooed on his chest
(I can hear Randy Orton laughing his ass off everytime John Cena attempts a dropkick. Then I think about what he said in that interview. “That motherfucker don’t need to be doing no dropkicks.” LMFAO xD)
If you’re yelling at me, cursing at me, telling me I’m the worst person on the planet, you’re gonna put a smile on my face… sorry.
Jim and Pam’s wedding (The Office 6.04)
"It’s like I waited my whole life for this one episode”
The theft of the Money in the Bank briefcase last week started tonight’s show, and Dean Ambrose’s response was simple: if you want it, come get it. The Authority sent road agents Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury to find Ambrose in the arena, but they apparently got stuck in near the hot dog concessions while Dean was nearby waving and getting together a clearance sale.
Yes, that’s right: a clearance sale.
Ambrose showed up later in the evening to bid some WWE merch to the Chicago crowd before ultimately giving everything away—everything except the MITB briefcase which also contained some of Rollins’ personals…whatever that means. And speaking of Rollins, he personally showed up to collect his belongings…along with security coming to collect Dean. Dean didn’t want any trouble, so he escaped through the crowd and watched on as Seth double-checked his case only to sprayed with green stuff. What DOES he keep in that briefcase??
Later on it was Randy Orton and Corporate Kane taking on the unlikely duo of John Cena and Dean Ambrose…
Dean Ambrose and John Cena def. Randy Orton and Kane via disqualification after interference from Rollins
You know what? The show ended with Cena and Ambrose decimated at the hands of Rollins, Orton, and Kane, but Seth still had some green stuff in both tones of his hair.